Pet Bed Hog Quiz: Does Your Pet Steal Your Bed?

Q1

When you come back to your bedroom after a bathroom break at night, where is your pet?

A In their own bed, sound asleep

B Lying at the foot of your bed

C Stretched out right in the middle of your spot

D Somehow managing to cover the entire bed

Q2

What's your pet's reaction when you try to move them to get more space?

A They obediently move without a fuss

B They give you a sleepy look but eventually shift

C They groan, roll over, and take up even more space

D They freeze in place and refuse to budge like a furry statue

Q3

How many pillows does your pet use?

A None, they sleep on the floor or their bed

B One pillow, usually the edge of yours

C Two pillows, one for their head and one to hug

D All the pillows! They create a nest of fluff

Q4

When you wake up in the morning, where is your pet?

A In their own bed, they never stay long

B Curled up peacefully at the bottom of the bed

C Spooning you with their face inches from yours

D Spread-eagle across the bed, taking up 90% of the space

Q5

What does your pet do when you try to get into bed at night?

A They wait patiently for you to settle in

B They race you to the bed and claim their spot

C They jump on you as you lie down

D They steal your spot before you can even lift the covers

Q6

How often does your pet sleep on your pillow?

A Never, they respect my pillow territory

B Only when I'm not using it

C Frequently, they love my scent

D Always, it's their pillow now

Q7

What position does your pet sleep in most often?

A Tucked in a ball, small and contained

B On their side, taking up a modest amount of space

C On their back, legs in the air, maximum sprawl

D Stretched out like a starfish, taking up the whole bed

Q8

What's your pet's reaction to being covered by the blanket?

A They hate it and immediately escape

B They tolerate it but don't seem to enjoy it

C They burrow under and demand more blanket

D They steal the entire blanket for themselves

Q9

During the night, how often does your pet change position?

A Never, they stay in one spot

B Once or twice, minimal shifting

C Several times, they're a restless sleeper

D Constantly, they're in perpetual motion

Q10

How much of the bed do you actually get to sleep on at night?

A 100% – my pet doesn't sleep on the bed

B About 75% – they stick to their own corner

C 50% – we share the bed equally

D Less than 25% – I'm lucky if I have enough room for my head

Is Your Pet a Bed Hog? Take This Quiz!

Is Your Pet a Bed Hog? Take This Quiz!